dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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