So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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