yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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