We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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