Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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