Are we in a gay sports bar?
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm passing your future prison.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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