And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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