I wanna bring you to show and tell
This is not my ceiling
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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