Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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