I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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