Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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