census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Randomize
