U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
