PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
