i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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