Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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