And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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