sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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