what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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