Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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