Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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