Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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