This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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