THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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