He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
