I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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