i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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