Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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