I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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