I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
