...so i touched it.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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