I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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