i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
