You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
pop tarts are not kleenex
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
