you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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