More tranny stories later!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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