Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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