lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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