I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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