Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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