I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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