Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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