I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
