It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
im on a boat
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