Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
