My brain says no but my pants say off.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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