my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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