watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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