My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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