Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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