He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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