So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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