covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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