I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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