Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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