no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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